Call me, maybe?

THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!
I DROPPED MY PHONE INTO THE TOILET BOWL!
AND NOW ITS DEAD AND I FEEL LIKE I DIED.

The narrative of the event you're about to read took place close to 40 min ago:

K so this was what happened. I was rushing to go to the toilet the min I reached home. So the house was in eternal darkness cos everyone's dead asleep, obviously, so I dumped my bag and dashed to the toilet (please be aware that my phone was in my hand the whole time, ok?) So as I said, I was dashing, and then I slipped (I don't normally slip, I'm the fall and break/sprain-a-body-part kind of person) cos the floor was slippery somehow and as I was trying to regain my balance, my phone hopped out of my hands and went straight to the bowl! And at that very moment, I swear my pupils dilated to the rim of my eyeballs and my whole life came to a freaking standstill! I saw the screen light up and it blink twice before it died!

Gahhhhhhhhhhhh! I cannot deal with this. I truly cannot deal with this is, at all. I feel like waking the whole household to bring me to the phone hospital to get it switched back on. I feel like calling someone to help me. Oh wait. I don't have a working phone to do that! Even if I did, I don't have their number! I need to find someone to help me bring my phone back to life! Need. Need. Need.

OH DEAR ME. I guess this must be my punishment for always laughing at people who has ever dropped their phones in the toilet bowl!

Sigh. I've been sitting here trying to calm myself down, playing candy crush on my tablet and praying for my phone to wake up. I've been too dependent on it and now, I'm at a complete loss.

I think I'm going to cry.